Midnight Cigarette, Floating Corpses (of Cigarettes), and the Fear of My Wife – A Real Horror Comedy

Every man has that one moment in life where he stops and thinks:
“What the hell am I doing?”
My moment came tonight… in the bathroom… with a cigarette… and NO DOOR LOCK!

So yeah, I recently joined the “dark side” — aka smoking. A rookie. A noob. Friends told me that smoking in the bathroom hits different. “It goes straight to your brain,” they said. “It’s more fun!”

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